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Perrilloux Back On The Team. Really.
April 3, 2008 10:25 PM
Well... he's back. And just in time for a trip to meet the President early next week. Not the President of the LSU system to explain what did, or did not happen at the Kona Grill in Baton Rouge Sunday night. THE President. The one with the bowling alley in the basement. "W". Which may also be the main reason for Ryan Perrilloux's reinstatement to the LSU Tigers defending national championship team. "W's". And lots more of them with #11 behind center in 2008 as opposed to a Harvard man or an untested rookie.

The reports are numerous and conflicting. Either Perrilloux, a former teammate and three "employees" of the Crazy Horse Cabaret (surely located near the LSU Library) caused quite a ruckus Sunday night, which may, or may not have included referring to their server as, "Osama (at least he watches the news---but probably not the part dealing with his multiple transgressions)," or... they didn't.

Miles may want to wear his purple jacket around town for awhile, to cover the bullseye national media pundits will certainly target for this rather puzzling decision. For those who consider Miles action/reaction a fine fit; chew on this---during his convo with the media after practice Thursday, Miles mentioned that Perrilloux has done much better in the classroom and with his personal workouts, therefore earning his spot back on the team. Uh... Coach. You also said Ryan recently took a make-up test and did well. He hasn't been practicing or lifting or running with the team... so, why exactly did he have to make-up a test? If Perrilloux is indeed attending class on a regular basis, shouldn't he have taken the test with the rest of his fellow students?

For those who believe college football coaches care about one thing, and one thing only. There may be a new coach entering the group photo. You can't miss him... he's the guy with the tall, white hat. Say it ain't so, Les.



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